In the mountain of Cie'ed lurks the Undead (15449). Free the world
from this menace and be rewarded!
In the tundra of Ca'au roams the Undead (13746). Free the world from
this menace and be rewarded!
Seek a token of the Ancient Ones legacy amongst the camels of Thu'acre.
In the underforest of Oldprotrank roams the Giant Spiders (275). Free
the world from this menace and be rewarded!
Seek a token of the Ancient Ones legacy amongst the grain of Hunpitil.
Build a Temple in Agumi for the glory of the Gods.
Build a Temple in Becroum for the glory of the Gods.
In the tunnels of Ulgis roams the Demon (328). Free the world from
this menace and be rewarded!
Show your devotion by visiting Temples in Aictred, Ainglen and
In the underforest of Bronboldquon roams the Dragon (14114). Free the
world from this menace and be rewarded!
In the chasm of Nilhi roams the Ettins (326). Free the world from this
menace and be rewarded!
Seek a token of the Ancient Ones legacy amongst the iron of Mestclen.
Seek a token of the Ancient Ones legacy amongst the furs of Althel.
Build a Temple in Ashangte for the glory of the Gods.
"Sarn't! Sen'ries in the tunnel report goblins approaching from the south-west!"
"Did they say how many, private?"
"Dozens of 'em, sah!"
"Your orders, lieutenant?"
"I came here to build a road. Very well. I want a tower with a wall nine feet high, with a firing step on the inside. Dammit, sarn't, what's that racket?"
"They're singing, sir. They've excellent tenors, but no good bass section."
"Then we shall show them that orcs can also sing. Sarn't! 'Men of Gundabad' if you please!"
- sir, someone started killing our people.
- Do all what required and be sure to find out who it is.
- but this is impossible, units armed with rings of invisibility can be detected, but it is impossible to determine the factional affiliation, we are living beings, not dragons, we cannot read minds.
- Well, then learn how to read minds.
- it was a figure of speech ...
- but I say very specifically.
The Eight Shores (11)
The first delicate flowers of economy bloom...means we stopped claiming silv all the time :-)
Arkus was walking on the beach. He found a small wooden box stranded on the sand. There was an inscription he had trouble reading "made by Gilead". A pestilential odor emanated from it. He immediately got rid of it.
He continued his walk for a moment. Seeing daybreak, he decided to return to his camp. Going back to where he had thrown the wooden box, he noticed corpses of squirrels, rats, deer and dozens of crabs lying around on the ground, lit by the setting sun.
Miracle and beauty of nature.
House Arkonide (112)
Need to stop making stupid mistakes
Nils Olav (14)
One day you get to conclusion, that there are some hexes, which are not even worth pillaging, so extremely poor they are.
Desert, U know. Not easy life.
Gray Ones (16)
Too quiet, is the storm coming ?
The sun rises, The sun sets, life goes on.
The Filras (3)
Clan subject: Summon Dragon is failing too much, dragon production is behind plan.
Clan Elder: Push the Mages even harder!
Clan subject: But the mages don't like being whipped, they are sulking
Clan Elder: fine, get them some vodka!
Kraken located, ship in preparation! Can't wait for thous sweet spoils. Hope its not windchimes!
Miserable Maniacs (40)
The fleet weighs anchor and heads off into the unknown. Literally, the unknown. Our captains are terrible navigators.
Northern Viking (42)
The Ambassador sent out more hastily-scribbled letters - maybe a few will be responded to, but any chance to build friendly relations was worth it. Time to try politics.
Children of the Four Winds (44)
"Nope, it's gone again" said the assistant, skirting insubordination by apparently addressing his complaint at the latest report. The Primarch winced, knowing only too well what had gone and how many more had starved to death because of it.
"Write some thing sensationalist for the Times" he ordered, trying to sound imperious. "Huge Unmanned Flying Spheres Spotted in the Skies above Blatpol: Could Aliens Walk Among Us?" "..No" muttered the assistant, while dutifully taking a transcript. But it sounded better than something mundane like invisibility, so the Primarch soldiered on. "Terrified citizens spotted the spherical objects as dawn rose..."
The Worshipful Order of Guildsmen (45)
These assassins really seem to have a great time around my base...
Ok, we really really need to do something about those parasites.
Little House of Acceptance (49)
Getting more and more friends. We are all gathering and becoming stronger for ... you all know for what.
Valuable monsters are already being farmed ....
Try to find another...
Royal Pinguins (69)
Having looked a little more at the moon, the Lord went to headquarters to listen to reports of losses.
Moon Knights (7)
And another greeting to my scouts !
All quiet on the island, save for the sounds of hammers and saws as the workers went about their tasks. The lookouts up in the towers reported all was clear as far as they could see. Akhorahil wished he had some sharp elven eyes to man the forts, as he didn’t quite trust goblin eyesight. Speaking of which, where were the elves that were supposed to have arrived by now?!
Riders of the Storm (89)
Isn't time to change strange war into less strange.. ? It's too hard to capture shining.
According to a recent article, Gilead continues to claim that its HERBs are effective.
Eternal Empire (8) which joined our league, confirms that these HERBs have no effect at all on its armies of skeletons and undead.
Each month we accumulate evidence showing Gilead is a liar!
King of the Penguins will fall.
City tavern, somewhere in the underworld.
"Listen, Billy, there's an advert in the newspaper, they're want hang us."
Billy choked on beer.
"Johnny, but how did this Fascist find out about us?"
A loud laugh shook the tavern.
“You should have seen your face! It’s very funny. Calm down, he didn’t know anything. He’s just go crazy. And yes, you should go to a speech therapist.”
Billy frowned and looked out the window. On square arrive caravan. Billy smiled.
"Johnny, look out the window. Our new booty has arrived."
Johnny smiled too.
"Our beloved executioner-in-theory makes us happy again. Billy, give me 5 minutes, need to go do a crap. And then to the point."
Joni take a threatening newspaper from the table and stepped out of the tavern.