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) Handful refugees have heard about a fight between two armies (
( happened in the plains of Quogaush where battle ended in a )
) slaughter of one of the sides. This battle will be known as (
( Battle near the ocean of Atlantis Ocean. )
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( Several travelers are whispering about a clash between hostile )
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) Some pilgrims are whispering about the battle between two armies (
( happened in the plains of Foa'ouckhun where battle ended in a )
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( Battle near the ocean of Atlantis Ocean. )
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( A few peasants are rumoring about the city of Bepmark that lies )
) in the Ferswingmill jungles, where a rebels slew guards. (
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( Many refugees are talking about the village of Cantswinkci that )
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) Many refugees are discussing about hunters who attempted to slew (
( Kraken (242) roaming the ocean of Atlantis Ocean near forests of )
) Tergerpiar. But all of them were slain by their prey. (
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( sword Swamp Creatures (9178) near ocean of Atlantis Ocean. )
) Freeing the swamps of E'in from their dread. (
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) Handful scouts are discussing about rangers who have expelled (
( Swamp Creatures (3882) near city of Tetmestowe. Freeing the )
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) Some locals are worried about hunters who have murdered Undead (
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) Numerous bards are rumoring about rangers who have murdered (
( Undead (1149) near town of Lelcoerport. Freeing the forests of )
) Sawood from their fear. (
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( In the underforests of Glado, near town of Pisdensplumb, Giant )
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( In the caverns of Jenwocend, near town of Pisdensplumb, Ettins )
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( Worrisome news were coming from the mountains of Derngill. )
) Citizens were horrified by the assassination in the city of (
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( Horrifying news were coming from the forests of Meulcos. )
) Inhabitants were stunned by the assassination in the town of (
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( Fearsome news were coming from the swamps of Leffquapbe. Locals )
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( Ocean. The assassin escaped unnoticed. )
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( Horrifying news were coming from the plains of Pestflo. Locals )
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( Ocean. The assassin escaped unnoticed. )
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( Frightening news were coming from the mountains of Uthermo. )
) Locals were horrified by the assassination near the ocean of (
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Quests
In the plain of Ecaun lurks the Tribe of Centaurs (2251). Free the
world from this menace and be rewarded!
Seek a token of the Ancient Ones legacy amongst the wood of Dernglen.
In the swamp of Somsted roams the Lizard Men (247). Free the world
from this menace and be rewarded!
Build a Temple in Attprorspa for the glory of the Gods.
In the cavern of Bro'abi roams the Dragon (1023). Free the world from
this menace and be rewarded!
In the underforest of Grauche roams the Troll Pack (495). Free the
world from this menace and be rewarded!
In the mountain of Dayiam lurks the Dragon (1039). Free the world from
this menace and be rewarded!
In the desert of Blecishchan roams the Sandlings (234). Free the world
from this menace and be rewarded!
In the tundra of Nenttheen roams the Grizzly Bears (246). Free the
world from this menace and be rewarded!
Build a Temple in Beheim for the glory of the Gods.
In the swamp of E'in lurks the Undead (1145). Free the world from this
menace and be rewarded!
In the mountain of Bedsyll lurks the Storm Giant (1048). Free the
world from this menace and be rewarded!
In the cavern of Cepcouthpil lurks the Dark Mages (841). Free the
world from this menace and be rewarded!
Seek a token of the Ancient Ones legacy amongst the iron of
Blecishchan.
In the mountain of Sweron roams the Giant Birds (330). Free the world
from this menace and be rewarded!
In the desert of Cugobi roams the Sandlings (395). Free the world from
this menace and be rewarded!
In the tundra of Co'e roams the Ice Wurms (291). Free the world from
this menace and be rewarded!
Seek a token of the Ancient Ones legacy amongst the herbs of
Sosmeolwaul.
In the cavern of Beinsho lurks the Illyrthid (829). Free the world
from this menace and be rewarded!
Seek a token of the Ancient Ones legacy amongst the mushrooms of
Powann.
Articles
Are we even allowed to strike?
Red Skulls (10)
Well a dragon finally killed one of our scouts. We have to clear out the underworld soon.
The Trade Group (11)
Swords out! What few we have. Shields up! If we had some. Armor buckled! In this case, tied. Charge! If we had horses.
Distant Drummer (15)
The longship hove to with its keel just barely clear of the sandy bottom, but despite the sunshine and the crystal clear waters, the crew cowered behind the gunwales as a group of strangers swept onto the beach, war cries ululating as they charged.
The bronzed lord stood at the prow, and cast his eye over the field, as the allied forces rose up to countercharge.
"What are you waiting for? That swell is most triumphant!" he called down to the crew.
A sailor swallowed with a throat gone dry with fear. "But, dude, those crazy dudes seem most hostile."
The bronzed lord smiled, and reached down to collect his board. "If I say that beach is safe to surf, that beach is safe to surf."
Under Mirk Wood (18)
Dans les ténèbres qui m’enserrent,
Noires comme un puits où l’on se noie,
Je rends grâce à Dieu quel qu’il soit,
Pour mon âme invincible et fière.
Dans de cruelles circonstances,
Je n’ai ni gémi ni pleuré,
Sous les coups du hasard,
Ma tête saigne mais reste droite.
En ce lieu de colère et de pleurs,
Se profile l’ombre de la mort,
Et bien que les années menacent,
Je suis et je resterai sans peur.
Aussi étroit soit le chemin,
Nombreux les châtiments infâmes,
Je suis le maître de mon destin,
Je suis le capitaine de mon âme.
The Lands Kepper (20)
Honk honk.
The Gaggle (22)
Won two battles in a month, not bad!
Silver Hand (25)
Repeated turn orders don't always parse correctly. Often line breaks are removed.
Wistful Thinking (27)
Somewhere under the blue sky, in a secret chamber...
The crocodile resolutely objected: "This is not my doing! I was forced to kidnap the leader and put poisonous mushrooms in his food so that he would get sick."
Dark League (28)
Act Three, Scene five
The ocean of Atlantis. The cabin of the ship's captain. The Magicians are having dinner with the captain.
"... when the head of the guild tore the veil off this iron monster, I almost peed my pants out of fear myself!"
"ha! Your courage is known! I remember your screams when the undead tore up our migrant orcs! But you ran boldly and confidently, though in the opposite direction from the battle! Ha ha!"
"That was different! And speaking of undead! Don't you think that climbing into that graveyard again under the protection of only this iron idol is deadly dangerous! It would have been better to let a crowd of peasants go ahead. Yes, we are more prepared now and my undead repose spell is capable of single-handedly killing the entire Lich retinue, but still! Just one Golem ahead! There's a chance he'll be knocked down before we all have time to burn down the skeletons and the undead!"
"There is always a chance, but it is very small. Don't be afraid! You're a Necromancer! This time it will be different! But take a spare pair of dry pants with you just in case! You'll definitely need them! Ha ha!"
The Lord of Drama (29)
Plans unfurl - graceful flowers swaying and changing with new knowledge.
Kiiran (3)
Finally, the trading leder of the Enclave have begun with other factions besides the settlements and locals. First wood being exchanged against stone is a start that we were looking for. Traders expect to develop far reaching exchanges in the coming years.
The current drawbacks are that the expectation was to become rich by exchanging advanced materials that are in much greater demand, but traders have been quite unlucky finding those. The accounting committee has started work on calculating profitability of taking such materials from monster caves, although these calculations invariably lead into probability theories and accounting is not good with those. Hence, from this month the mathematician department has been established and this is the key event that will definitely bring the Enclave into the profits.
Trader Enclave (30)
Younglings! Someone gave us younglings. Now we can reap from the land and grow our army
Elder Tree Forests (32)
It appears the part I have been given is to be a chorus member.
Greywolf (33)
Queen XOT announces that a Ball will be held tomorrow.
The event is to commemorate the successful launching of Dibblers Fishing crews.
I would say all welcome, but their appear to be too many assassins killing my peasants, so unknown persons may be killed on site.
Also, any skinny girls with puffy lips will be augmented with a crossbow bolt.
We will report on any new fashions of particular interest.
Queen XOT (34)
..and now Ice Wurms...
Frozen Sails (35)
An unfortunate mistake! Stop drinking!
Shestoper (36)
Persecution again!
Voras (37)
Ahhhh the pain. One night business trip and I can't take my computer. It feels like I'm leaving my arm behind.
Mantzikert (39)
It seems the geese are defending their territory most fiercely.
Children of the Four Winds (4)
The Fishmongers Guild has been busy on the high seas again. There might be something missing in our orders...hopefully we can check them as the sun rises.
Fishmongers' Guild (41)
All hands up!
Gyperboreya (42)
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Squirrel Chatter second November
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Nanotha, squirrel economist, most famous for his definition
of "capital" that counts labor as capital, died convincing
the people of Ersatrork to put squirrels in charge of civic
services. Sadly, the Cog Nanotha was building was also
destroyed in the confusion around the change of government.
According to Nanotha's theory of value, the half built cog
was a greater capital loss than one skilled boatbuilder and
economist. (Ironically, in Nanotha's theory of capital,
economists have no value since we produce nothing one can
eat.) What a waste of wood. I shall go through Nanotha's
papers and try to continue his research, but not this month,
this month I am overwhelmed with townsfolk asking things of
the new government. They demand working wells and pumps
and aquaducts and parks and trading areas and practice
fields and wills and property deeds and food storage for
emergencies and food for the poor and honors for the rich
and holidays and entertainments and speeches that no one
will listen to and protection from thieves and protection
from people who are not really thieves but whom they believe
to be thieves, and laws punishing the other neighbors
that they blame for all their misfortunes. The people of
Ersatrork are now blaming squirrels for everything that goes
wrong in their lives. I just finished talking to a young
woman whose boyfriend broke up with her and she was sure
this never would have happened under the old guard, and she
wanted to know what the squirrels were going to do to fix
it. How do I answer a question like that? Why did we think
replacing the Old Guard would be an improvement? I just want
to go back to writing my papers and forget about this whole
revolution idea.
--Nali, Nanotha's Student, Ersatrork
Well, this tundra is rapidly healing now, but sadly, I spent
the last month discovering that I no longer have the right
papers to sell livestock in the village. I'm glad I had
livestock to eat. If my papers aren't good enough for the
village, then those same papers won't be good enough for
Pinkie Blossom's city, either. I guess I should sell them in
one of the ice towns then. I hope I have any livestock left
by the time I get to town. Now which ice town? The
nearby Rendprog one with no squirrels, reachable without
leaving the ice, or the more distant Phonlirgpiam one, with
squirrels, but requiring that I herd my livestock across an
unfamiliar forest? Eeny, meenie, miny, moe...
--Soloz Lundruhthazor, Rendprog
Oh, look, a second ruin with 21 goblins. I wonder whether
they are as friendly as all the other goblins who have
joined the squirrels? I hope these goblins like neighbors.
I'll go visit the ruin and see if there are already any
squirrel goblins in this ruin. If not, perhaps some of them
will want to join the squirrels?
--Osput Abduz, Gemdo
Sad news about Nanotha. His notions of labor actually
counting as capital were ridiculous, of course, and his
formula for capital was arbitrary and unnecessarily complex,
but I shall miss him. None of my own graphs are very
exciting this month. We started taxing in town. Like
Nanotha's student Nali, I can't recommend it. I have no
idea who thought squirrels should replace the perfectly
good existing government, but government is apparently
not a profit center. Taxing in town has, so far at
least, had no visible effect on the steady decline of
squirrel income per capita. Income per squirrel has now
fallen to 22 silver per month. I wonder how the Trader
Enclave makes their silver per capita keep rising? To
convince the townsfolk to transfer government services from
the town guard to squirrels, we had to recruit so many
political operatives, bureaucrats, influencers, neighborhood
organizers and soldiers that the extra mouths to feed more
than made up for the increased revenue. War is all about
destroying stuff, like Nanotha's partly built Cog. How does
destroying stuff make us richer? The data in my graph
suggests this war had no visible effect on per capita income
at all. Some skilled craftsmen, (including one skilled
economist and boat builder) died, a bunch of soldiers were
hired, taxes went up, and squirrel income per capita
continued slowly sliding down at the same rate it was slowly
sliding down before the revolution. The revolution in
Ersatrork was too small to show up in my graph.
squirrel income per capita
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--Zas Dathnesmot, Yglen
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Be with us next time for
"The snowman cometh"
or
"I was lost, but now icy"
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squirrels (43)
Guess who
Truth Seekers (44)
Jeremy's journey finally comes to an end. To celebrate his journey to the new land, he has been surnamed Landseeker. Jeremy Landseeker will now focus on expanding his faction, gaining enough power and resources to stand with his new friends against whatever may come their way. Things are looking up for this definite underdog.
Meanwhile, the sailors' journey ends around the same time (coincidentally). This second colony will continue to grow as well.
The Observers just wander aimlessly. Maybe they'll sail off as well. For observers they sure aren't doing a lot of observing.
The Order of the Egret (45)
How things change in a year. Living trees do not terrorize the troops any more, but dark mages still do.
Stormbringer (46)
One if by land, two if by sea.
Kweo Keegii (47)
It's now or never
Don't surrender
We came too far to die
So claim your weapons
This ain't heaven
We came here now to fight
Thousand Masks (49)
Now I have to think!
Sunshine (5)
It is important to remember who shed blood first.
Ennead (52)
Rumors drift in of a colossal abyss at the centre of the world, held back only by a gigantic plug. What kind of mind could have designed such a bewildering contraption, and what unimaginable forces keep that plug in place? The more you think about it, the more your curiosity is drawn toward the depths of the unknown, and you can’t help but wonder—what would happen if it was pulled?
Archon Dominion (53)
Everty little silver coin counts.
Surveyors (55)
Faction has grown out of control. Too much stuff to order around. Decrease in management, I must. If only optimization was possible.
Copy & Bara Union (56)
100 Beetles swim ashore with Pikes strapped to their backs. Not your usual pirate attack, but an evolution of the swarm's tactics due to the high moisture content on the surface of this world.
Deathscarab (57)
The underworld is getting crowded
MalibuWest (59)
Join the Resistance!
PS. You know where to find us.
PPS. Is it really that hard?
Men In Tights (60)
Performers Left Leaderless and Distraught
Days have passed since the devastating undead attack on Lelcoerport, and the Carnival of Shadows remains eerily silent. With Old Jobobo still missing and no word on his whereabouts, the carnival's performers are left in a state of uncertainty. The once-lively grounds are now somber, as Strongmen and other members gather in hushed clusters, sharing what little they know about the fateful battle and clinging to the hope that their ringmaster will return.
Without Jobobo’s guidance, the carnival has halted its performances, leaving audiences confused and concerned. The Prancing Plowmen have been spotted near the edges of the carnival grounds, solemnly rehearsing in silence, while the Enchanted Marionettes remain lifeless, draped in black cloth. The sense of loss is palpable.
Mysterious Sightings Around the Ruins of Lelcoerport
Meanwhile, rumors swirl around the ruins of Lelcoerport. Travelers claim to have seen shadowy figures moving through the wreckage, though none have dared approach. Some whisper that Jobobo’s spirit might be among these shadows, while others believe the undead left strange symbols behind, perhaps hinting at a purpose far more sinister than a random attack.
One resident of a neighboring town reported, “It was like nothing I’ve ever seen. Shadows that seemed to take shape, then melt away again. Some of us think it’s Old Jobobo’s magic lingering, but no one is brave enough to find out.”
Authorities Investigate Possible Connection to the Carnival
With Jobobo missing and the Carnival’s strong magical presence, some officials are beginning to question whether the undead attack was somehow linked to the carnival itself. This speculation has caused a divide in the city, as some fear that the magic Jobobo wielded may have attracted something dark to Atlantis.
For now, Atlantis remains in a state of uneasy suspense. The carnival stands at a standstill, the mystery deepens, and the fate of Old Jobobo remains shrouded in shadow. The Atlantis Times will continue to follow this story as Atlantis watches and waits for a sign of its master of shadows.
The Carnival of Shadows (61)
You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being. Finding your weakness is only a matter of time.
Borg (62)
I saw you in your wedding gown, the prettiest dress
I came into the room that night and made such a mess
In my own way, I lovingly kiss the bride
With your ring in your hand, uour eyes and your mouth open wide
Roses on White Lace (64)
"Luna's Light opens hearts and minds, but so does a sword."
Proverbs of Peace ch.2 v.5
Lunaria (66)
Illegal immigrant deported.
An illegal has been deported from the major port city of *****. He described himself as a trader, come to help develop the thriving city, but a search of his meager belongings found no trade goods on his person. He was promptly detained under the newly instituted Suspicion Law for, as the post-facto warrant words it, "Being a Suspicious Character". It is believed he was planning to work as a street entertainer. The death sentence, mandatory under the new law, was suspended on condition he join the Lizarde sisters on a voyage of exploration into the great unknown.
A fate worse than death.
After the month of sailing with the sisters the hapless trader was starting to worry. The fat one has been watching him strangely the whole time. Now, while she deftly scrapes scales from a fresh-caught fish, she is asking a lot of questions. "Where do you come from?" "Are you a swamp lizard or a jungle lizard?" "Many of you live there?" and "You're not married are you?" The knife looks very sharp. Then two large, heavy, stones are taken from their place under the weighted nets. He is told to "Get on his knees and hold one tight and don't let go. It won't take long then we'll be all sorted..." He complies. Another sister raises the other above her head. "Close your eyes!" He closes his eyes. He feels a strong thudding sensation through his whole body as he hears a succession of loud blows. Something sticky is running down his face. Surprisingly painless, he thinks. "Now eat! Open your eyes and eat!" He opens his eyes. The ritual is over and the Mashee Herring, traditional wedding feast of the swamp lizards of Ieyock, must be eaten...
Nonentity (67)
The Great Map gets bigger,
contact a friendly Cartographer neat you!
Cartographers (69)
The Pied Piper was curious, this turn her would hopefully take his first settlement with the aid of a good friend. soon he could start to slowly expand the musical troope
The Wandering Minstrels (70)
Groo was happy for once,
the bog creature fell to his army and conveniently another had appeared. hopefully the spoils might be better this time.
troops were being armed, mad flying goblins were being assembled to set loose into the world, please they mean no harm and are only scouts, despite being stealthy....
Groo was amazed at what this new world offered. balloons and more were being constructed. soon an air force would take shape.
soon to the world of Atlantis, airships for rent......
Groo was happy
Groo the Wanderer (71)
Get the devil out of here!!!
MMF (79)
Honk
Fon (8)
The plains were full of glittering forces..
The battle would be intense.
Lucky Luke (80)
As a wise orc said: "You will know them by their legs"
La Orden de la Sangre (9)
Rumors
Newspaper terror
Copper-taste fear that voting
Should yield no drama