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) Many peasants have heard about a clash between enemies happened (
( in the mountains of Crordtrol where 34 combatants were killed. )
) The attackers slaughtered all defenders. This battle will be (
( known as Battle near the ocean of Atlantis Ocean. )
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( Numerous adventurers have heard about the battle between hostile )
) forces happened in the ocean of Atlantis Ocean where 1 combatant (
( was killed. The attackers slaughtered all defenders. This battle )
) will be known as Battle near the Fort Building [2]. (
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) Handful travelers are whispering about a conflict between two (
( armies happened in the plains of Whi'oofe where 102 combatants )
) were killed. The attackers slaughtered all defenders. This battle (
( will be known as Battle near the ocean of Atlantis Ocean. )
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( Numerous merchants have heard about adventurers who have expelled )
) Lizard Men (15768) near ocean of Atlantis Ocean. Freeing the (
( swamps of Biura from their fear. )
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( Several druids are talking about adventurers who have massacred )
) Yeti (288) near ocean of Atlantis Ocean. Freeing the tundra of (
( Andjodhelt from their horror. )
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) (
( Multiple wanderers have heard about daredevils who have put to )
) the sword Pirates (17611) near volcanoes of Crordtrol. Freeing (
( the ocean of Atlantis Ocean from their dread. )
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( Handful peasants are talking about witchers who have decimated )
) Evil Mages (728) near ocean of Atlantis Ocean. Freeing the plains (
( of Linpo from their anxiety. )
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) (
( A group of adventurers put to the sword the Pack of Rats (486) )
) who inflicted horror on the inhabitants of the Mecshito caverns (
( near ocean of The Undersea. )
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) (
( A group of rangers annihilated the Lizard Men (17634) who )
) inflicted terror on the inhabitants of the Wechargoct swamps near (
( city of Coprengville. )
) (
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) (
( In the ocean of Atlantis Ocean, near Magical Tower Building [1], )
) Living Water (15435) who continue to cause terror to local (
( inhabitants. )
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) (
( In the ocean of Atlantis Ocean, near Fort Silver Fort [3], )
) Merfolk (747) who continue to cause terror to local inhabitants. (
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) In the chasms of Ge'uma, near city of Pobrook, Evil Warriors (
( (1072) who continue to cause terror to local inhabitants. )
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( Worrisome news were coming from the swamps of Jinrick. Locals )
) were terrified by the assassination in the town of Atsemouth. The (
( assassin escaped unnoticed. )
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( Horrifying news were coming from the jungles of Ferswingmill. )
) Citizens were scared by the assassination in the city of Bepmark. (
( The assassin escaped unnoticed. )
) (
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( Alarming news were coming from the jungles of Osa. Inhabitants )
) were afraid by the assassination near the ocean of Atlantis (
( Ocean. The assassin escaped unnoticed. )
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The people of the chasm (0,32,underworld) in Cepegn are still in need of your guidance.
Quests
Build a Temple in Ardshisi for the glory of the Gods.
In the desert of Blecishchan roams the Sandlings (234). Free the world
from this menace and be rewarded!
In the cavern of Ofolk roams the Devil (481). Free the world from this
menace and be rewarded!
In the cavern of Cepcouthpil lurks the Dark Mages (841). Free the
world from this menace and be rewarded!
In the tundra of Nenttheen roams the Grizzly Bears (246). Free the
world from this menace and be rewarded!
Build a Temple in Beheim for the glory of the Gods.
In the cavern of Hinpeckma roams the Dragon (1023). Free the world
from this menace and be rewarded!
In the underforest of Marold roams the Troll Pack (601). Free the
world from this menace and be rewarded!
In the mountain of Sweron roams the Giant Birds (330). Free the world
from this menace and be rewarded!
In the swamp of E'in lurks the Undead (1145). Free the world from this
menace and be rewarded!
Build a Temple in Blasmaburn for the glory of the Gods.
In the chasm of Lenu lurks the Evil Warriors (793). Free the world
from this menace and be rewarded!
In the swamp of Echellpol lurks the Lizard Men (675). Free the world
from this menace and be rewarded!
In the cavern of Berfilchon roams the Demon (1008). Free the world
from this menace and be rewarded!
Seek a token of the Ancient Ones legacy amongst the herbs of Asmihaf.
In the swamp of Jinrick lurks the Undead (738). Free the world from
this menace and be rewarded!
Seek a token of the Ancient Ones legacy amongst the mushrooms of
Powann.
In the mountain of Bedsyll lurks the Storm Giant (1048). Free the
world from this menace and be rewarded!
Build a Temple in Ashire for the glory of the Gods.
Seek a token of the Ancient Ones legacy amongst the herbs of
Sosmeolwaul.
Articles
better wipe your boots clean
Red Skulls (10)
the maelstrom is upon us!
The Fallen (101)
It is raining. They sense they should do something. A roof!
Apathetics (102)
Not much to say this turn.
Mantzikert (103)
one more time
New Farmers (104)
Hello there!
Hello There (105)
Time for the mages to explore the world.
The Trade Group (11)
Don't you just hate it, having spent time and resources to plan a irresistible assault, only to have the assaulted to be, simply walk away.
Distant Drummer (15)
The bronzed lord looked at the mouldering debris that had been an undead horde with a certain amount of disappointment. "So, after all that, they were carrying rocks? In a jungle?" The surfer shrugged. "Yep.. With camels. We are like a months march from the nearest beach, which is then a month's sail from the nearest desert, so don't ask me how those royal undead dudes got them here. All I know is that the surf's up, dude, and these egregiously bony dudes seriously cramp my style."
Under Mirk Wood (18)
Honk HONK
The Gaggle (22)
No dragon this month :(
Silver Hand (25)
Wistfully Counting
Wistful Thinking (27)
And today we will tell you about... ...... ......... I forgot.
Dark League (28)
Love, Death & Goblins season 2 series 4 Same place on the surface. The same ones (in the role of the Goblin Mom a gay centaur who associates himself with the sphinx, but this is the last episode with his participation). The goblin children in quantity 126.2 (counted by neuron network for migration service request). Goblin Mom! You haven't been helping me lately, you aren't supported me, you've accused me of being stupid, you've been acting strangely yourself, and we've stopped borning children. We have to break up! Moreover, I met my childhood girlfriend and we have already had a new goblin-baby with her! You stupid green Slug! How dare you kick me out after all that we've been through! I'm leaving you myself and going to the old gnolls harem! I will be the 61st wife, I will live in luxury! And tomorrow we will go with him and his other wives to rob the gipermarket of the high elves! And to spite you, I'll leave you to support all our children! By the way, guess the riddle: Squeeze it with your hands tightly a bit and it will become rigid! Ha! Whatever you mean for, it will turn out to be manure stuffed in your head anyway! Get lost! No! This are you have manure in your head, just like your new girlfriend! I was meaning a snowball, you stupid bastard! But it doesn't matter anymore, it was the last white item in your life! Goodbye! and I'm also going to set fire to your filthy swamp, this whole studio, along with homophobic directors and this whole bunch of dumb actors. Let's!!! Burn it, Mare!
The Lord of Drama (29)
Trader Enclave celebrated last month with various amounts of tasty beverages as councils agreed that the startup phase was over. Most of available trading networks have been set up, and most of the exploring done. Even basic training was completed and some monster containment forces established. Now experts could turn to other tasks and address some longer term goals as well as starting to fulfill some of the quests that appeared in Times and hope for good rewards. Also in the advanced stage, more traders in underground are expected as now equipped with transportation and support can get to explore the remnants of underworld.
Trader Enclave (30)
"What is this?" "A Spy" "Do we kill it?" "Yes. We was told to. By the goblin" "I don't trust the goblin" "You get to kill a spy. Don't complain"
Elder Tree Forests (32)
"Nothing to see here. Move along." "My Lord, should we tell all the trainee miners about the devil slaughtering our production centres." "No..... Just keep recruiting"
Greywolf (33)
By order of Heinrich Kemmler , scribes are preparing list of factions that are in war with Frozen Sails.
Frozen Sails (35)
harsh years are passing in the struggle for the freedom of the country after them others are coming they will also be difficult
Shestoper (36)
My big problem!
Taip (37)
We are still number one in beef and lamb production!
Children of the Four Winds (4)
In a small forest clearing, a beautiful elf was sitting, And he sang a sad song about yesterday's rain. How the terrible clouds thundered, How the streams of water poured. Muddy streams washed away delicate flowers like mud., How the ants fled in terror, forgetting that the aphids were feeding them. A lively breeze was gliding through the trees, He rustled the leaves, playing merrily like a child. When he heard about the song, he immediately fell silent., Holding back the breath of the pure forest. We listened in silence, no one made any noise: No merry squirrels jumped and the old oak tree did not creak. And the elf kept singing about this bad weather, Crying, lamenting the misfortunes. He sang about the fierce wind that broke the branches. He broke and tore, rocked and screamed. Tears were choked when the birds screeched. They tried in vain to save their chicks, they flew nearby. How my heart broke at the sight of that, Like lightning striking that tree, it instantly burned down with the chicks. The wolves whined plaintively, their paws flattening their ears., They looked sadly from under their brows, To the sky of tall grasses. I finished singing, took out a snuffle, He played a sad melody and fell silent. The forest around rustled enthusiastically, a breeze blew into the elf's wet eyes and flew away. No man has ever been seen in this world, Another half century...
Gyperboreya (42)
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Squirrel Chatter fourth May
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Maybe we weren't meant to see that fleet halfway through our
sail. They seem to be overtaking us. Hope they aren't
hostile.
--Reri, Southern Explorer
Canary came, Canary captured crypt, Canary continued on.
--Booesss Ssaury, E'in
Um, that's not west, maybe the other way is west. Why is
there a raft here? Who are those elvish fishermen?
--Navigator, Squirrel One
Squirrel per capita income has held steady at 17 silver for
most of a year. Yet some squirrels are starving. We must
reduce squirrel income inequality so all squirrels can eat.
--Nali, Ersatrork
Could a caravanserai reduce income inequality?
--Meadowlark Spoon, I'i
World population growth has been decreasing for the last
year. If this decrease continues, the world will reach
maximum population a year from now.
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Be with us next time for
"May be, may be not"
or
"Luke Luck Likes Liches"
--Squirrels
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squirrels (43)
Every day looks the same lately.
Stormbringer (46)
hoba
Thousand Masks (49)
Using silver wisely is an intricate art.
Sunshine (5)
Long way home!
Ennead (52)
When do we start getting evaporated?
Archon Dominion (53)
Sailing again
Surveyors (55)
The swarm just has to swarm, it's in its nature.
Deathscarab (57)
Quiet start to the new year
MalibuWest (59)
onwards
Cartographers (69)
Minstrels are your friends
The Wandering Minstrels (70)
Groo was perplexed beyond words. he checked the orders twice and a many more times (groo was not great at counting). the fleet had sent in the right orders but only one movement had been processed. no casualties, not overloaded, correct orders sent in. this was strange indeed. maybe the gods could answer his questions... The first flying mad gobbo had been shot down over what Groo thought was friendly lands, but maybe the gobbo got caught in crossfire? there is a lot of hostilities bubbling to the surface. Groo comes in peace and only hopes to explore the lands and hunt monsters. Groo the Wanderer
Groo the Wanderer (71)
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MMF (79)
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Fon (8)
I am going to try a different tactic this time.
Phoenix Society (86)
History is written with four legs
La Orden de la Sangre (9)
By assimilating other races into our collective, we are bringing them closer to perfection.
Borg TNG (95)
Aaaaagh, I hate packing!............Where are the goblin babies? DID SOMEONE PACK THE GOBLIN BABIES!?!!
Mantu (98)
Rumors
Whispers in the streets Shadows stretch beneath the moon Footsteps quicken, hush'd
What resource are we under the surface looking for?